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Nov 21

Giant Tuna is Giant.

Giant Tuna is Giant.

Sep 29

Great job on that PlayBook launch, RIM.

Great job on that PlayBook launch, RIM.

Sep 09

Periodic Table of Controllers, courtesy of Pixel Fantasy.

Periodic Table of Controllers, courtesy of Pixel Fantasy.

Sep 03

Analysis of tact deficit during inebriation

Jul 06

Cups have feelings too

Jul 05

Get Away From Me With Your Freedom Bullshit

Someone’s always bitching about Apple and “control.”

Get the fuck out.

Think about all the things in your life that you need to have control over. Pick a tough one. Wouldn’t it be nice to not be in control? That’s one of the big reasons the iPhone is fucking everywhere.

So you can’t meticulously manage running processes. So you can’t expand the big 32GB. So it doesn’t have a fucking FM radio (really?). So you can’t put whatever you fucking want on it. So you can’t tweak every little detail about how it works and looks.

I know what my iPhone does and how it behaves, what to expect from it, just like how I use <font> tags - because they work perfectly 95% of the time, and that’s a hell of a lot better than a lot of other shit.

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Jul 04

Jun 26

The Fundraiser

The latest episode of The Boondocks was hysterical. Watch it online here at Adult Swim.

People call me The Fundraiser. They call me that ‘cause that’s what I do. I raise funds.

I get my money up.

The first rule of fundraising is, don’t give nothing to nobody. Period.  

No charities, no homeless people, Salvation Army Red Cross starving Africans, nothing. You cant be raising funds and giving funds away at the same time. Thats like getting high on your own supply. 

I always had the drive to make money, and the plan. I knew that if I studied enough gangster movies, I’d know everything I’d need to know to take over the streets. 

The second rule of fundraising is, that fundraising is not illegal.

See, that’s ‘cause you’re not technically stealing from people. They give you the money.

So maybe you lie about what you’re going to do with it, but you never actually take their money from them. And that’s why it’s legal.

That brings us to the third rule of fundraising. You gotta pay the cost of doing business.

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Jun 12

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Hang on I’ma pilot this bitch like David Freeman.

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