Cups have feelings too

Get Away From Me With Your Freedom Bullshit

Someone’s always bitching about Apple and “control.”

Get the fuck out.

Think about all the things in your life that you need to have control over. Pick a tough one. Wouldn’t it be nice to not be in control? That’s one of the big reasons the iPhone is fucking everywhere.

So you can’t meticulously manage running processes. So you can’t expand the big 32GB. So it doesn’t have a fucking FM radio (really?). So you can’t put whatever you fucking want on it. So you can’t tweak every little detail about how it works and looks.

I know what my iPhone does and how it behaves, what to expect from it, just like how I use <font> tags - because they work perfectly 95% of the time, and that’s a hell of a lot better than a lot of other shit.

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The Fundraiser

The latest episode of The Boondocks was hysterical. Watch it online here at Adult Swim.

People call me The Fundraiser. They call me that ‘cause that’s what I do. I raise funds.

I get my money up.

The first rule of fundraising is, don’t give nothing to nobody. Period.  

No charities, no homeless people, Salvation Army Red Cross starving Africans, nothing. You cant be raising funds and giving funds away at the same time. Thats like getting high on your own supply. 

I always had the drive to make money, and the plan. I knew that if I studied enough gangster movies, I’d know everything I’d need to know to take over the streets. 

The second rule of fundraising is, that fundraising is not illegal.

See, that’s ‘cause you’re not technically stealing from people. They give you the money.

So maybe you lie about what you’re going to do with it, but you never actually take their money from them. And that’s why it’s legal.

That brings us to the third rule of fundraising. You gotta pay the cost of doing business.

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