The day where Jesus was resurrected as a bunny that hid colored eggs. Right? Err…

Hmm… the day Jesus rose from the dead and gave chocolate to all the little boys and girls?

Wait that’s not it.

When in doubt I usually refer to what Eddie Izzard has to say on the subject.

Jesus, I do think, did exist, and he was a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area, in the Nelson Mandela-type area - relaxed and groovy.

And the Romans thought, “Relaxed and groovy?! No, no, no, no, no!”

So they murdered him.

And kids eat chocolate eggs, because of the color of the chocolate, and the color of the wood on the cross… well, you tell me! It’s got nothing to do with it, has it? People going, “Remember kids,” the kids who’re eating the chocolate eggs, “Jesus died for your sins.”

“Yeah, I know, it’s great!”

“No, no no, it’s bad, it’s bad!”

“No, it’s bad! It’s very bad. It’s terrible! Whatever you want, just keep giving me these eggs.”

Bingo.