The Fundraiser
The latest episode of The Boondocks was hysterical. Watch it online here at Adult Swim.
People call me The Fundraiser. They call me that ‘cause that’s what I do. I raise funds.
I get my money up.
The first rule of fundraising is, don’t give nothing to nobody. Period.
No charities, no homeless people, Salvation Army Red Cross starving Africans, nothing. You cant be raising funds and giving funds away at the same time. Thats like getting high on your own supply.
I always had the drive to make money, and the plan. I knew that if I studied enough gangster movies, I’d know everything I’d need to know to take over the streets.
The second rule of fundraising is, that fundraising is not illegal.
See, that’s ‘cause you’re not technically stealing from people. They give you the money.
So maybe you lie about what you’re going to do with it, but you never actually take their money from them. And that’s why it’s legal.
That brings us to the third rule of fundraising. You gotta pay the cost of doing business.
